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Sardar Technologies!!!





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Bird Flu…Yestaerday and Today

Terrorist Threat!!!


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Innocent Assumption!!!

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Dilemma of a software engineer

The name is good, the brand is big

But the work I do is that of a pig
The work or the brand; what is my way?
I don’t know if I should stay.

To work, they have set their own way
Nobody will care to hear what I say
My will be NULL, they wont change their way
I don’t know if I should stay.

The project is in a critical stage
But to do good work, this is the age
This dilemma is killing me day by day
I don’t know if I should stay.

The money is good, the place is great
But the development is at a very small rate
Should I go for the work, or wait for pay
I don’t know if I should stay!

The managers don’t know what they talk
The team doesn’t know where they walk
That’s a bad situation, what say?
I don’t know if I should stay.

I can go to any other place
But what if I get the same disgrace
I can’t keep switching day by day
I don’t know if I should stay.

The -ves are more, the +ves are less
Then why have this unnecessary mess
No more will I walk their way,
It’s all done, I won’t stay. … ยป


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Problem in 5 star Hotels!!!

Question : “What would you like to have ..
Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?”

Answer: “tea please”

Question : ” Ceylontea, Herbal, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or
green tea ?”

Answer : “Ceylontea ”

Question : “How would you like it ? black or white ?”

Answer: “white”

Question: “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?”

Answer: “With milk

Question: “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk”

Answer: “With cow milk please.

Question: ” Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?”

Answer: ” Um, I’ll take it black. ”

Question: ” Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?”

Answer: “With sugar

Question: ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?”

Answer: “Cane sugar ”

Question:” White , brown or yellow sugar ?”

Answer: “Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.”

Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ”

Answer: “Mineral water”

Question: “Flavored or non-flavored ?”

Answer: “I’ll rather die of thirst. Thank You.”

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