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Some Funny Quotes …

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1. When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

2. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

3.  Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

4. You know the speed of light, so what’s the speed of dark?

5.  Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)

6.  Death is hereditary.

7.  There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

8.  An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing

9.  When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.

10.  Always borrow money from a pessimist.  He won’t expect it back.

11.  I like work.  It fascinates me.  I  sit and look at it for hours.

12.  If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

13.  Where there’s a will, there are five hundred relatives.

14.  Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

15.  If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.

16.  It doesn’t matters whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

17.  I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

18. “Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?”

19. You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the

next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

20. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.

21. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

22. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, “Where the

heck is the ceiling?”

23. Tell me what you need and I’ll tell you how to get along without it.

Source of these quotes : http://www.indianchild.com/funny_quotes.htm

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Innocent Assumption!!!

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Dilemma of a software engineer

The name is good, the brand is big

But the work I do is that of a pig
The work or the brand; what is my way?
I don’t know if I should stay.

To work, they have set their own way
Nobody will care to hear what I say
My will be NULL, they wont change their way
I don’t know if I should stay.

The project is in a critical stage
But to do good work, this is the age
This dilemma is killing me day by day
I don’t know if I should stay.

The money is good, the place is great
But the development is at a very small rate
Should I go for the work, or wait for pay
I don’t know if I should stay!

The managers don’t know what they talk
The team doesn’t know where they walk
That’s a bad situation, what say?
I don’t know if I should stay.

I can go to any other place
But what if I get the same disgrace
I can’t keep switching day by day
I don’t know if I should stay.

The -ves are more, the +ves are less
Then why have this unnecessary mess
No more will I walk their way,
It’s all done, I won’t stay. … »


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Problem in 5 star Hotels!!!

Question : “What would you like to have ..
Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?”

Answer: “tea please”

Question : ” Ceylontea, Herbal, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or
green tea ?”

Answer : “Ceylontea ”

Question : “How would you like it ? black or white ?”

Answer: “white”

Question: “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?”

Answer: “With milk

Question: “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk”

Answer: “With cow milk please.

Question: ” Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?”

Answer: ” Um, I’ll take it black. ”

Question: ” Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?”

Answer: “With sugar

Question: ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?”

Answer: “Cane sugar ”

Question:” White , brown or yellow sugar ?”

Answer: “Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.”

Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ”

Answer: “Mineral water”

Question: “Flavored or non-flavored ?”

Answer: “I’ll rather die of thirst. Thank You.”

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